August Business Meeting – New Date

Greetings good gentles,

Due to scheduling conflicts and by agreement of a majority of officers, the business meeting for the month of August will take place on Monday, August 1, 2016. The venue (Doughboy’s Deli) and time (7:00 PM EDT) remain the same.

This is a one-time-only change; future meetings will be held on the regularly-scheduled date – i.e., the first Thursday of each month.

Many thanks, and please contact myself or any of the officers for any questions or further information.

Yours in Service,

Magnus Hjort

Webminister, Province of Malagentia

Gorham Archery Practice

An Archery Practice will be held Saturday 8/15 at Bartlett Cottage in Gorham between 2 and 4 PM! This will be an official practice, and an Archery Marshal will be present.
If you need directions, please feel free to e-mail me at or

Archery Practice

Saturday approaches once again and there will be an archery practice In Gorham, at Bartlett Cottage from 2-4 on Jun 27. This will be an official practice as marshalls will be present.
Please see Conall or Fionn if in need of directions

Archery practice returns again

archerWinter snows are gone and now it is time to let the arrows fly.
An Archery Practice will be held Saturday May 9th at Bartlett Cottage in Gorham between 2 and 4 PM! This will be an official practice, and an Archery Marshal will be present.
If you need directions, please feel free to e-mail or

Malagentia Guidelines Posted for Commentary

The following files have been posted for commentary. They are documents created in 2005 (or thereabouts) to describe the offices and policies of the province, how province business should be conducted, etc.

Our seneschal has asked that these documents be reviewed by the applicable officers and any other interested parties. Commentary on the policies should be emailed to our seneschal, Master Christian Wolfe. Changes may be proposed at a future business meeting if warranted.

Below are links to the files in PDF format.

Spring Tyger & Bucket Goes Pantsless

Monks drinkingGood Lords, gentle Ladies, shake off the dust of winter!  Let it be known far and wide that hospitable and saucy proprietess Honig is throwing open the doors of Malagentia’s most beloved tavern, The Tyger and Bucket. Come for the most delicious food, stay for the delightful company and leave your damn pants at home.  That’s right!  This spring our motto is No Pants, No Problem! Kilts!  Robes!  Cassocks!  Tunics and Togas!  If your garb eschews pants, come on in.  Cover up but forget your pants.  Music and merriment await you at the Tyger and Bucket!

Special note:  Tyger and Bucket is an equal opportunity bottom half coverage establishment.  No patron will be turned away for wearing pants. Although the serving staff are partial to a bit of thigh.

Date: Saturday, May 3, 2014

Site Opens: 5:00 PM

Site Closes: 10:00 PM

Event Location:  Ossipee Mountaineers Snowmobile, 275 Old Alfred Rd, East Waterboro, ME  04030. View location on Google Map.

Event Fees: *Site :* $5 for members and there is an additional $5 Nonmember surcharge. Food is pay per plate. Please bring cash.

Bring feast gear and you may want a camp chair for outdoor seating around the fire.

Rescheduled Province Meeting Postponed Again

Hunters in the Snow image

A message from Col. Christian Woolfe, Seneschal, Province of Malagentia:

Somehow we find ourselves on the wrong side of the weather once again.  The recent reports I have seen say that things are just going to get worse out there and I have no want to see anyone in danger.

I am hereby cancelling tonight’s meeting (1/6). We will reconvene on our regularly scheduled meeting night next month.

Thank you and stay safe.

Province Meeting Postponed

Venceslao Gennaio Castello Buonconsiglio Trento c1400A message from Col. Christian Woolfe, Seneschal, Province of Malagentia:

As we are of the great white north we are no strangers to the wonders and perils of snow.  That being said, a well-trained driver knows their limits and I would not for one moment ask you to test those limits.

As of now I am cancelling tonight’s meeting, but don’t worry. You can still get your monthly fix of Malagentian process for this month since the lovely and talented Christiana Crane has offered us space at her store this coming Monday (1/6/14), 7:30pm for a make-up meeting:

Crossroad Games
15 Fort Hill Road
Standish, ME 04084

*Fort Hill road is located off of route 35.  Please let us know if you need directions.

We will be voting on our operating budget for this year as well as thanking our past officers and welcoming the incoming team.  Possible guest speaker too – stay tuned.

Stay home tonight and keep safe.